Tuesday, January 13, 2009

conrad in 2008

nutshell

Wrote grants
Lots of time in printmaking studio
Print assistant
Hardware Store
Santi's Sunday every Sunday
turned 22
got a dog
lost a dog
got another dog
moved in with Jenn (going on three years, awwww)
studio space in a one car garage
Graduated from college (two degrees, no direction)
Wii-ed
friends moved away
Job hunted
Lazy Summer
Bought a Truck
Learned to make Bread
Disney world
started teaching painting and drawing at North Charleston elementary schools
Still searching for grown folks job
Developed strong wanderlust (with no money to back it up)

Friday, November 7, 2008

Halloween Part 2


The Rasta store on the corner of Spring and King should become everyone's Halloween hang out next year. They invited us in and gave us free booze in celebration of their DJ getting out of jail. The jams, older white women, and voter registration forms were plenty.


Here's Kirsty as "the fucking 70's."



Chris once again portrayed his spirit animal Fidel and Rebekah continued her reign as Unbelievably Amazing Homemade Costume Master or UAHCM. Safety orange hunting gear, endless amounts of body glitter, and an incredible quantity of free time equal Gold Fish, the hoodie. She even made her own huge googly eyes and flippers. One day her costumes could grace of the walls of your local Halloween Express.






Ann was the Halloween MVP. Despite a lack of costume she managed to chug more free booze, dance with more strangers, and nearly fight a yo bro dressed as "the white lil' wayne."

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The freaks come out at night. Santi's night that is!

The pedophile, rapist, and sex offender.

Halloween at Santi's. It was a good time. Conrad and I went as a pair of African pride Werewolves, because someone has to represent. I specifically was a werewolf with the sniffles. Last minute costumes can often be the best. Just ask Danny about the time we went as a Conehead (me) and a whacked out puppeteer (Danny).
Yes we kicked off Halloween week with less gusto than expected, but who wants to overdo it before the big day tomorrow?
And exactly how will we be doing that tomorrow? Anyone?
If only I could afford those rubber dead siamese baby twins to complete my Nancy Grace costume.

Conrad


This 5-11 Mexican-Filipino-Chinese-White mud baby feels the ever expanding pressure of making, doing, being something amazing. What specifically that means is still in the development stages. Further documented experimentation is needed.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Jenn


Is a 5'6" large assed, smart mouthed Charleston girl looking to expand her horizons and shake down the cabin fever. Although clever, her creativity took a hike somewhere around 11th grade and she is hoping to regain it. Along with her fluffy headed love, she and him are ready to make it happen. Whatever it may be.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Maggie



Native of Sumter, SC by way of Orangeburg.
Saved from a puppy farm and a household of home- schooled kids.

Her nasty gross dog ass been had fleas, I know.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

begin

She and I are doing this for the world.